Rat-a-tat-tat..

You know, I had been wanting to write for awhile... I just didn't really have anything exciting to say. 

Today.. was one of the hottest days ever. I literally did nothing all afternoon except sleep in the air conditioned bedroom. It wasn't that I was actually that tired.. but like, what else are you gonna do? Deison didn't even go to work in the afternoon... and Deison ALWAYS goes to work. It feels like it's getting hotter... isn't it supposed to be cooling off as we go into "fall" ?! Maybe there really is no change of season ever. And it's just a million degrees all year round. Auuugggghhhh. 

Okay.

So needless to say I was a bit.. bummed out today, just bleeeeech.. you know? And Deison asked me, "what's wrong? it seems like you're sad." And I said, "no, I don't know. It's just.. these days nothing really happens. I just sit inside all day, and you're tired when you get home and you don't feel like going out and I just don't DO anything ever." And he replied, "yeah.. I guess it's just life at the moment."

Why do I say things like that? I SWEAR the universe has ears. It does. Because a few hours later this happened...

I was sitting in the a/c bedroom watching reality TV on my computer and cross stitching (I know, isolation brings out strange hobbies in us all) and all of a sudden Deison says..

"Ummm hey... don't come out of the bedroom right now ok?"

Me: "why not?"
Deison: don't freak out but... there's a rat out here.
Me: ahhhh !@#$#!%# again?! is it big....
Deison: you don't even want to know. it's a monster.
Me: what WHAT?! 
Deison: yeah.. so.. shove something under the door so it doesn't come in the bedroom. I'll try and kill it. 

He didn't kill it. He maimed it. Which means it's totally enraged and plotting its revenge, and sometime in the near future it's going to attack me while I sleep. Wonderful. 

So how big is a big rat?

The neighbor saw it run out onto the street and he thought it was a cat. A CAT. seriously??? 

Get.Me.Outta.Here.